Sonic: Is there a reason I'm so small...?
Artist: Of course there is, Sonic. The reason is, erm, it's, uh...
Sonic: What?
Artist: ... You're too fat to fit full-sized.
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Sonic: Dude, am I cheerful! I wonder why...?
Artist: Sonic, Amy's dead...! (artist starts crying)
Sonic: KICKASS!!!
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Sonic: NOOOOOO! SHADOW! SAY SOMETHING!
Shadow: Don't kiss me! Who do I look like, Sleeping Beauty?
Sonic: Your alive...?
Shadow: OF COURSE, idiot.
Sonic: Dammit, than why the hell am I holding you up? (sonic lets go)
Shadow: ... ow... Because my legs are broken.
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Sonic: Look at all these cool systems! Am I really on all of these?
Camera Man: Um... I dunno if those are even there, Sonic. I don't see anything.
Sonic: You... you don't...?
Camera Man: Nope, I don't see anything. Maybe you're high, Sonic.
Sonic: Nope. I know why you can't see them.
Camera Man: Why...?
Sonic: Because you forgot to take your blindfold off from your dope fiend birthday party last night.
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Shadow: Hey Sonic, exactly what are we reaching for, anyways?
Sonic: Sssssssh! Shuddup, Shadow!
Shadow: Why?
Sonic: Because we're rolling for the actual GAME this time!
Shadow: ... we are...? HEY MARIA! I'M ON TV!
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Shadow: Observe... one photograph of my head. It is quite shapely. Notice the handsome highlights and finely intuned ears. Also note the fact that I look pissed. The reason for this was that Sonic over here had stolen my lines in scene two.
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Sonic: I have a personal bubble and none of you can invade it! (Invisible Amy pokes the bubble, popping it) AAAAAAAUGH!! Don't look, I'm naked!
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Shadow: Hey, hold on, camera man!
Camera Man: What for?
Shadow: Sonic is punching me away from the camera!
Camera Man: Am I supposed to care?
Shadow: YES!
Camera man: Well, I don't.
Sonic: HA! I told you that they don't like what you look like, FAKE BITCH!
Shadow: ... Shuddup.
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Tails: HELP SONIC!
Sonic: What's wrong, little bro?
Tails: My nose is too big!
Amy: WHAT ABOUT ME?!
Sonic: What ABOUT you?!
Amy: My whole head is too big!
Eggman: I should wear this every day.
Knuckles: Dammit, couldn't they have afforded BETTER boxers...?
Little silver fox: Who am I supposed to be...?
Sonic: Jees, um... I think you're Tails.
Tails: GET THE HELL AWAY, FAKER!
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Shadow: Hey, Sonic... I just noticed something...
Sonic: Not now, Shadow! You're supposed to use Chaos Control!
Shadow: No, no... I noticed something about the emerald.
Sonic: What...?
Shadow: ... It feels nice when I rub it on my arm.
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Sonic: (sings) And now I'm danglin' from a plane... and I know why... cause' I'm high... cause' I'm high... cause' I'm high... do do do do do do...
Pilot: What the hell does he think he's doing?
Sonic: ... I'm floating...
Pilot: Get back in here before you fall!
Sonic: ... But I'm floating...
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Shadow: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Omochao: Why are laughing...? That chao just drowned! Have you no respect for the dead...?
Shadow: Not in this case.
Omochao: Why is this case different...?
Shadow: Because I was the one that drowned him! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Omochao: (runs while yelling) See if I ever stay near YOU again...!
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Amy: I just got raped by a bald man in red...
Artist: No you didn't.
Amy: Than who was it...?
Artist: Me, of course.
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Sonic: AUGH! NO! I'M GONNA BURN AND DIE! HELP!
Camerta Man: Sonic, those are just affects!
Sonic: Do affects normally hurt?
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Sonic: (sings) I'm too sexy for my ring, too sexy for my ring...
Ring: LET GO! HELP! POLICE!
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Tails: Hello there, friend!
Sonic: (in background) WHO ARE YOU KIDDING, TAILS?
Tails: What do you mean, Sonic?
Sonic: You don't have any FRIENDS...!
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Tails: HEY SONIC! LOOK! I CAN WAG MY TAILS!
Sonic: (in background) Um... Tails... I knew that.
Tails: That's funny... I didn't!
Sonic: Get a mirror, Tails.
Tails: I have seven and a half mirrors already, Sonic, all at my workshop!
Sonic: ... Tails, you don't know what a mirror is.
Tails: BS!
Sonic: ... You can't have half a mirror.
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Sonic: Hey camera person... THINK FAST! (punches camera)
Camera man: Sonic, that was an expensive camera!
Sonic: You can pay for it.
Camera man: I'd rather make YOU pay for it. (strangles Sonic and steals his cash) MWAHAHAHAHA!
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Tails: Hey, look! I can play it good!
Sonic: (covers his ears) Yup. Keep practicing, Tails... but do me a favor...
Tails: What's that, Sonic?
Sonic: Practice somewhere underwater.
Tails: OKAY! (plays underwater and drowns while screaming)
Sonic: Ahhhh, music to my ears...
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Sonic: So, Tails... do you have it?
Tails: Got it, Sonic... (hands sonic a package) Why did we have to come here?
Sonic: We don't wanna get caught with what we posess right now...
Tails: Yeah, I guess you're right. Why do people have such a problem with dru-
Sonic: Shuddup!
Tails: Explain, Sonic...
Sonic: I don't want people to know we made Amy a drunk doll for her birthday...
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Tails: I'm flying into the house of Sonic lovers...!
Sonic: (off somewhere) UH OH... (hides)
Tails: Oh, Sonic...! Come out, come out, wherever you aren't!
Sonic: Not by the fuzz on my cute little gut!
Tails: I only wanna touch your fuzz! (sonic pukes and runs)
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Sonic: Waddaya mean, CHICKS...? All I see is a big ugly person.
Artist: Watch it, Sonic... that hurts...
Sonic: (nubs his nose) Draw me at a beach surrounded by fine younge women.
Artist: Yes ma'am... (does so)
Sonic: You messed up.
Artist: How?
Sonic: You made their boobs too small.
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Julie-Sue: Hey Knux, can you go ahead of me for this mission...?
Knuckles: Why?
Julie-Sue: Because a man must lead the way.
Knuckles: OKAY! (runs ahead looking happy like in the picture)
Julie-Sue: (looks happy like in the picture) Yup... hehehe... (shoots Knuckles) What a manly way to die...!
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Rouge: Hey camera man, cut it.
Camera man: Why?
Rouge: Because I want to go back to makeup.
Camera man: For the seventh time...?
Rouge: Yes. As you can see... ehemm... MY LEGS ARE FAT AND THIS OUTFIT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE I REQUIRE ATTENTION!
Camera man: Okay, I won't pay you any attention than.
Rouge: What...?
Camera man: Take three! Rouge, act hot.
Rouge: Okay! (acts hot)
Camera man: I told you to act hot!
Rouge: I did! (sways her hips)
Camera man: Rouge, you aren't acting hot. Sway your hips.
Rouge: (starts crying) Pay attention to what I'm doing! I did sway my hips!
Camera man: (pretends she didn't say that)
Rouge: (hugs camera man and sobs) I REQUIRE ATTENTION!
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Sonic: OH NO!
Guy on street: What?
Sonic: The chilidog stand went out of business!
Guy on street: (starts crying)
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Awsome Possum: I-stole-Sonic's-game-background- Ahahahahaha- Now-I-can-purge-this-planet-of-the evils-of-Sega-and-take-it-over-than! MWAHAHAHA!
Sonic: No-you-cannot!
Awsome Possum: Oh-no-it-is-my-worst-enemy-SONIC!
Sonic: Yes-it-is-I! (kicks possum's ass)I-have-beaten-you! Ahahahaha!
Awsome Possum: I-am-beaten! Augh
Sonic: NOT YET! YOUR AREN'T DEAD YET!
Awsome Possum: Stick to the script!
Sonic: I wanna beat you for real. (REALLY kicks possum's ass)
Aswome Possum: Owwwwww...
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Sonic: No... no... no...
Camera man: What?
Sonic: The people at makeup chaved me bald!
Camera man: The look is SO you!
Sonic: ... Who ARE you?
Camera Man: I'm pink... I wear red... I love you...
Sonic: AUGH! YOU'RE AMY! (runs like hell)
Camera man: Come back! (Sonic does not come back) MY NAME ISN'T AMY... IT'S BARBIE!!!
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Sonic: I feel better running!
Guy on plane: We'll give you a good seat, a movie, and some chilidogs!
Sonic: I won't stay unless you give me Mountain Dew!
Guy on plane: NO! THE MOUNTAIN DEW IS OURS!
Sonic: Whatever! (jumps off)
Guy on plane: Dammit, now I'll get fired for letting him get away... Oh well, at least I have my Mountain Dew! (looks in fridge) AUGH!!
Sonic: (drinks all the MD) MWAHAHAHA! (lands and runs away)
Guy on plane: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!
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Sonic: Your music sucks. (turns on his theme)
People at the party: Are there any elephants here...? Why do I hear them?
Sonic: It's my music!
People: Oh... right.
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Knuckles: Do a little dance... make a little love... get down tonight...
Sonic: (off somewhere) OH MY GOD, KNUCKLES! Were you SINGING?!
Knuckles: ... Oh shit...
Sonic: I have no choice but to...
Knuckles: PLEASE DON'T RUN OVER ME!
Sonic: ... Teach you how to sing!
Knuckles: .....???
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